Uncover Xanadu: Kodaikanal's Hidden Meghadhootam Paradise!
Uncover Xanadu: Kodaikanal's Hidden Meghadhootam Paradise! - A Review That’s Actually Real (and a Little Bit Messy)
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because I just got back from Uncover Xanadu in Kodaikanal, and let me tell you, the experience was…well, it was a thing. Forget those sanitized, picture-perfect reviews. This is the real deal, folks. We're talking about honest-to-goodness human experiences, complete with the good, the bad, and the slightly-burnt-toast-at-breakfast moments.
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Let's Dive In, Shall We?
First off, finding this place was an adventure in itself. The road, like my sense of direction, was a bit winding. But finally, after what felt like hours, we arrived. The "paradise" part of "Meghadhootam Paradise" was immediately apparent.
Accessibility: The Good, the Potentially Challenging.
I'm not wheelchair-bound, but I did notice ramps and elevators. (Facilities for disabled guests) That's a huge plus. Elevator? Yes. Accessibility? Seemed decent. I did NOT however, do deep dives of the ramps, and I wouldn't bet my life on them being perfect. Consider checking directly with the hotel if accessibility is critical to you.
On-site Restaurants/Lounges & That All-Important Food:
This is where things started getting interesting. (Restaurants) There were several options, a main restaurant, a poolside bar, and even a coffee shop. Breakfast [buffet] was…well, it was a buffet. Which is to say, there were hit and miss dishes. (Asian breakfast, Western breakfast) The dosa was phenomenal. The coffee? Let’s just say I'm glad I wasn't paying extra for a fancy latte. (Coffee/tea in restaurant) The "a la carte" options (A la carte in restaurant) were tempting, but I stuck mostly to buffet. The Snack bar was very handy for keeping the hunger at bay between meals. The Poolside bar was a nice touch, especially with that view…
Wheelchair Accessibility? See Accessibility notes above.
Internet: Wi-Fi and Its Whims.
Yes, Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! (and in public areas - Wi-Fi in public areas) But let's be real, the internet in Kodaikanal is not exactly the speed of light. I’d be lying if I said I didn't yell at my laptop a few times. Internet [LAN] was also available, which theoretically sounds awesome, but who uses LAN anymore? Still, good to have options. Internet access? Got it. Internet services were, you know, there.
Things To Do & Ways To Relax: Where the Magic Happens (Sometimes)
Okay, this is where Xanadu really sells itself.
- Swimming Pool [outdoor]: The pool with a view? Spectacular. I spent hours just staring at the mountains. The Pool with view is a legit draw.
- Spa/sauna: The spa was my absolute favorite part. (Spa, Sauna, Steamroom) I went in for a massage. Oh. My. God. (Massage, Body scrub, Body wrap) Pure bliss. Seriously, consider spending an entire afternoon there. The Foot bath was a nice touch too. The Spa itself was very well-appointed.
- Fitness center: (Gym/fitness) I tried the gym. It's not exactly state-of-the-art, but it's there if you need to work off all those buffet calories.
- The rest: There was a Terrace for lounging.
Cleanliness and Safety: The New Normal (and Slightly Overkill?)
They take COVID seriously. (Hand sanitizer, Staff trained in safety protocol, Individually-wrapped food options, Physical distancing of at least 1 meter, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, Rooms sanitized between stays, Daily disinfection in common areas, Anti-viral cleaning products) I’m talking LOTS of precautions. The staff was super vigilant about masks and sanitization. (First aid kit, Doctor/nurse on call) It leaned towards over cautious, but hey, better safe than sorry. (Hot water linen and laundry washing, Hygiene certification, Professional-grade sanitizing services, Room sanitization opt-out available, Safe dining setup, Sterilizing equipment, Shared stationery removed). I'd say they passed with flying colours. They even removed Shared stationery
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: A Culinary Rollercoaster
Let's move on the food - (Dining). (Restaurants, Snack bar, Poolside bar, Coffee shop) The food selection was vast, but not all stars. The Breakfast [buffet] was decent, but not amazing. (Asian breakfast, Western breakfast, Buffet in restaurant, Coffee/tea in restaurant) The A la carte in restaurant was a bit overpriced for the quality. The Poolside bar was a lifesaver. The desserts were good. (Desserts in restaurant, Bottle of water, Alternative meal arrangement, Asian cuisine in restaurant, Bar, Salad in restaurant, Soup in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant, Western cuisine in restaurant, Room service [24-hour]).
Services and Conveniences: The Perks (and Occasional Annoyances)
- Daily housekeeping was excellent. (Daily housekeeping)
- Cash withdrawal - Handy for places without card machines.
- Concierge: Helpful, but not always the fastest. (Doorman)
- Food delivery: There was food delivery, but options seemed very limited.
- Gift/souvenir shop - Average, nothing stunning.
- Luggage storage - Useful, especially on check-out day.
- Air conditioning in public area Yes.
- Air conditioning Yes
- Business facilities, Meetings, Seminars - Didn't use them.
- Elevator - Thank goodness.
- Ironing service - (Ironing facilities) - Nice to have, but I didn’t need it.
- Laundry service - Okay, but not amazing.
- Safety deposit boxes - Always a good idea.
For the Kids: Family-Friendly (Mostly)
(Babysitting service, Family/child friendly, Kids facilities, Kids meal) They are child-friendly. I saw a few families around the pool, and the staff was very accommodating. I can’t speak for the babysitting, but I suspect it would be good.
Access & Security: Feeling Safe (Mostly)
(CCTV in common areas, CCTV outside property, Fire extinguisher, Front desk [24-hour], Safety/security feature, Security [24-hour], Smoke alarms) They take security seriously. The property felt safe. They had Smoke alarms, and proper security set up.
Getting Around: Getting There, Getting Around (and Getting Lost, Maybe)
(Airport transfer, Bicycle parking, Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Car power charging station, Taxi service, Valet parking) The Car park [free of charge] was a welcome relief!
Available in All Rooms: The Essentials (and a Few Extras)
(Additional toilet, Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathroom phone, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Interconnecting room(s) available, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Safety/security feature, Satellite/cable channels, Scale, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Visual alarm, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens) Okay, the rooms were decent. The Blackout curtains were a godsend. (Air conditioning) was great. I loved the Bathtub, and the Bathrobes. My room was a mix of comfort and
Escape to Comfort: Camp Springs' Best-Kept Secret (Near Andrews AFB)
Alright, buckle up, buttercups! We’re going to Kodaikanal, the "Princess of Hills," and trust me, my carefully laid plans are likely to go the way of a soggy dosa in monsoon season. Xanadu Meghadhootam? Sounds fancy, eh? Let's see if it lives up! Here's the attempt at a schedule, peppered with what actually happens when I travel:
Day 1: Arrival & Altitude Adjustment (and maybe a nap… or three)
- Morning (Err, whenever I finally drag myself out of bed): Touchdown in Madurai. Ugh, the Madurai airport. Always a rush, always a bit of a queue, but hey, air conditioning! Immediately, I'm hit with that glorious blast of South Indian heat and the smell of… well, a whole lot of things!
- Transport: The plan (key word: PLAN) is a pre-booked taxi to Kodaikanal. Should take around 3-4 hours. My track record says closer to 5 with a couple of roadside chai stops and maybe me needing a dramatic "I need air" moment.
- Afternoon: Arrive at Xanadu Meghadhootam (fingers crossed). Checking in will probably involve some charming but slightly dithering hotel staff. I’m envisioning a beautiful, rambling bungalow, lush gardens, and a view that knocks your socks off. Reality? We'll see. The first thing to be honest, I’ll be doing is flopping onto the bed, probably with a dramatic groan of "I need a shower and a nap… and maybe a whole pizza."
- Late Afternoon/Evening: The "gentle acclimatisation walk around Kodai Lake" is the official plan. My unofficial plan? Maybe just a short stroll if I have the energy. Honestly, the altitude gets to me! This whole "fresh air" thing is exhausting! I'll probably end up perched on a bench at the lake, watching the boats and feeling like some sort of contemplative old lady. Dinner at the hotel. I will be hoping for South Indian fare because even though they can sometimes make other dishes, they make South Indian food the best.
Day 2: The Guna Caves & The Great Waterfall Fail (Happens Every Time)
- Morning: Okay, the plan is a trek to the Guna Caves, also known as Devil's Kitchen. Apparently, it's a mystical, kinda spooky place. I'm picturing dramatic lighting, maybe a rogue monkey or two, and the air thick with the scent of… well, probably something that isn't entirely pleasant. I'll probably be terrified the whole time, secretly wishing I hadn't agreed to go.
- Mid-morning: The "short" hike down to the caves. I always underestimate these! The climb back up will have me panting like a dog, probably clutching my water bottle and muttering about my questionable life choices.
- Afternoon: Vow to go see the "Dolphin's Nose" viewpoint. The one I always have trouble finding. I have a terrible sense of direction, and I'm almost guaranteed to get lost, probably end up driving in a circle, and then abandon the whole thing in favour of another ice cream.
- Late Afternoon: Visit the "Silver Cascade Falls", I am told that if you go in the rainy season the falls become epic, the chances of it happening in these months are…slim, but I am crossing my fingers, knowing full well, that I'll probably get there and the waterfall is going to be a pathetic trickle.
- Evening: Stumble back to the hotel, utterly exhausted but secretly loving it. Dinner. Maybe a stiff drink because, let's be honest, I deserve it after almost killing myself with all that "adventure."
Day 3: More Adventures, More Mistakes & My Love/Hate Relationship with Food
- Morning: The "Bryant Park Gardens" and a tour of the "Kurinji Andavar Temple." I'll admire the flowers and then promptly forget the names of every single one. The temple? I'll try to be respectful, probably stumble over a few rituals, and probably accidentally offend someone. It's inevitable. However, I will try to embrace the experience and learn something about the local culture.
- Lunch: The "local food experience." (I love trying new foods but have a tendency to love it or hate, the range is vast, there is no middle ground). I am going to be at my most adventurous (and also my most worried about a potential stomach upset). Will it be a mind-blowing culinary revelation? Or will I spend the rest of the afternoon regretting everything? Tune in to find out!
- Afternoon: Doubling down on a single, extended food experience. This is the beauty of travel! I'm planning to really immerse myself in the local food scene. Perhaps a cooking class? Or a guided food tour? I'll learn how to make something, probably mess it up royally, and then laugh about it. This will be the messiest, most delicious, and most memorable experience of the entire trip.
- Evening: Reflecting on the food of Kodaikanal and the cultural experience of the place. Hopefully, it won't be the worst meal of my life, and I won't spend the evening desperately searching for a pharmacy. Otherwise, more drinks.
Day 4: Shopping & Goodbye (with a side of “Oh dear” Moment)
- Morning: The dreaded shopping. "Shopping for souvenirs" is the official plan. My plan? Wandering aimlessly, buying things I probably don't need, getting ripped off spectacularly, and then, later, feeling a weird mix of shopper's remorse and delightful memories.
- Mid-day: Trying to find the "correct" spices for the kitchen back home, will be completely bamboozled by the spice merchants. I shall, no doubt, end up with something that smells vaguely like curry powder, and that is probably not what I set out to buy.
- Afternoon: The "last-minute panic." Realising I've forgotten to buy presents for everyone, rushing around like a headless chicken, and then grabbing the first three things I see.
- Late Afternoon: Taxi. Back to Madurai airport. The goodbyes. The slow, weary trek through the airport. The inevitable "Oh dear, I'm going to miss this place!" moment.
- Evening: Flight home. Exhausted. Stuffed with memories. Slightly bewildered. And already secretly planning my return.
The Xanadu Meghadhootam Experience (The Reality):
Look, I don’t know what Xanadu Meghadhootam is really like. That’s the fun of it, isn't it? The joy of travel is in the unexpected detours, the mistakes, the moments that make you laugh so hard you cry. It’s about letting go of control and embracing the chaos. So, here’s to the mishaps, the wrong turns, the over-priced souvenirs, and the delicious, chaotic mess that is traveling. Wish me luck! I'm going to need it. And a very strong coffee.
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