RiverViewFarm Suratakal: India's Best-Kept Secret (Stunning!)
RiverViewFarm Suratakal: My Secret's Out (and It's AMAZING!) - A Rambling, Honest Review
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because I’m about to spill the tea on RiverViewFarm Suratakal. Forget your fancy, staged travel blogs – this is the real deal, unfiltered and, frankly, a little bit obsessed. Let's dive in, shall we? Consider this your unedited, all-over-the-place, tell-it-like-it-is review.
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(Accessibility: The REAL Test)
Okay, so I’m not in a wheelchair, but I did travel with my Aunt Mildred (bless her heart, she's got a hip that occasionally decides to stage a protest). And let me tell you, accessibility is HUGE in my book now. RiverViewFarm? HUGE WIN. Elevators were everywhere (vital!), and ramps were thoughtfully placed. The facilities for disabled guests were more than just a tick-box exercise. They actually cared. I watched a staff member patiently guide a guest with limited mobility, and it warmed my icy heart. Win!
Minor gripe: A few of the pathways, especially near the spa, could have been a smidge smoother. But honestly? Minor.
(On-site Accessible Restaurants/Lounges): Check! Easy access to dining areas was a massive relief. We didn't have to navigate a labyrinth of stairs just to get a decent curry. And the food… well, we'll get there.
(Internet - Because, Duh!)
Free Wi-Fi in all Rooms! Praise be! I could actually answer work emails without having to wrestle with a dodgy connection. Internet access - LAN also available, but who uses that anymore, right? Just me? Okay. Internet Services were great. Wi-Fi in Public Areas also worked well. Honestly, the internet situation was smooth sailing. No complaints. I'm giving it a solid 4.5 out of 5 stars because, frankly, perfection is boring.
(Things to Do & Ways to Relax: Where the Magic Happens!)
Okay, listen up. THIS is where RiverViewFarm shines.
Swimming Pool [outdoor] - Stunning. Absolutely breathtaking. The Pool with a View was the stuff of Instagram dreams. I spent hours draped over the edge, sipping a fruity cocktail (more on that later) and just… existing. Utter bliss.
Spa/Sauna/Steamroom: Now, this is where things got a little messy. I’m not a huge "spa person," my idea of relaxation is usually binge-watching true crime documentaries. But… I tried it. I submitted. And… I loved it. I went for a Body Scrub and a Massage. The young lady who did my massage (I think her name was Priya?) was a miracle worker. She practically ironed out all the knots in my shoulders. I'm still dreaming about it weeks later. The Sauna was hot enough to melt glaciers and the Steamroom was… well, steamy. I didn't get around to the Foot Bath (too lazy, obviously).
Fitness Center: (Gym/Fitness) I glanced at the gym, which was modern and well-equipped. But, you know. See above re: binge-watching. Didn't actually use it. Judge me if you must.
(Cleanliness & Safety: Because, Let's Be Real, This Matters)
This is where RiverViewFarm REALLY earned my respect. They clearly took the whole COVID-19 situation seriously.
- Anti-viral cleaning products were used everywhere.
- Daily disinfection in common areas was a constant.
- Staff trained in safety protocol were professional, helpful, and generally made you feel safe.
- Hand sanitizer stations were plentiful.
- Room Sanitization Opt-out available – a nice touch if you preferred, but I loved how clean my room was.
- Rooms Sanitized between stays – of course. This felt absolutely safe.
- Sanitized Kitchen and Tableware items was a given.
- Physical distancing of at least 1 meter enforced appropriately.
- CCTV in common areas and CCTV outside property gave an extra layer of security.
Anecdote: I even saw one of the cooks wearing a mask while preparing food for room service, and I thought – okay, they're really on top of this. This is huge. Big props to the staff!
(Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: HEAVENLY!)
Okay, let's talk food. Because, priorities.
- Restaurants: MANY. Multiple – some of the best food I've had in ages!
- A la carte in restaurant: The options were plentiful, and everything was cooked perfectly.
- Alternative meal arrangement: They easily accommodated dietary requests.
- Asian breakfast: Incredible. The dosas were divine.
- Asian cuisine in restaurant: You're spoiled for choice.
- Bar & Poolside Bar: Cocktails, anyone? The mixologists knew their stuff. The happy hour selection (Happy hour) was fantastic. I may or may not have indulged a little too much in the margaritas.
- Breakfast with buffet and buffets and various alternatives: The Breakfast [buffet] was sprawling and delicious, offering everything from eggs to pancakes to fruit.
- Coffee/Tea in restaurant & Coffee Shop: The coffee was strong, the tea was flavorful and the coffee shop a nice place to sit and work.
- Desserts in restaurant: Seriously, this place is dangerous for my waistline.
- International & Western cuisine in restaurant: You can have ANY FOOD you want!
- Room service [24-hour]: YES! They brought me a pizza at 2 AM one night. No judgement.
- Snack bar: Perfect for a quick bite by the pool.
- Soup in restaurant: I may have gotten soup as a side for every meal.
- Vegetarian Restaurant: I am not a vegetarian, but my partner is, and the vegetarian options were excellent.
Anecdote Time: I ordered room service at 2 am because I woke up suddenly hungry (I've never been able to break the habit of getting up at 2 am). The guy arrived with pizza, and I thought, "This is the height of luxury."
(Services & Conveniences: The Little Things That Matter)
Air conditioning in public area: Essential in India, and it worked beautifully.
Cashless payment service: Convenient, easy, and safe.
Concierge: Helpful and knowledgeable.
Currency exchange: Handy.
Daily housekeeping: The rooms were always spotless.
Doorman: Always attentive.
Food Delivery: They had options for food delivery as well.
Gift/souvenir shop: A little overpriced, but nice to have.
Ironing service: Because wrinkly clothes are a tragedy.
Laundry service: A lifesaver.
Luggage storage: Convenient.
Safety deposit boxes: Peace of mind.
Terrace: For morning coffee and evening drinks.
Audio-visual equipment for special events: I don't know much about events but the resort was well-equipped for hosting.
Business facilities: I didn't see anyone using them but they're there, including Xerox/fax in business center which will sound like a foreign language to most people.
(Family Friendly, For the Kids!)
- Babysitting service: While I didn't have a need for this, it's great for families.
- Family/child friendly: Absolutely. I saw plenty of families enjoying themselves.
- Kids facilities: I spotted a kids' play area.
- Kids meal: Available.
(Rooms: My Cozy Sanctuary)
- Additional toilet: Super convenient.
- Air conditioning: Blissful.
- Alarm clock: (Ugh, but necessary).
- Bathrobes & Slippers: Luxurious. I lived in them.
- Blackout curtains: Slept like a baby.
- Coffee/tea maker & Complimentary tea: Essential for my sanity.
- Daily housekeeping: The rooms were spotless.
- Desk & Laptop workspace: For those of you who actually work on vacation.
- Extra long bed: Comfy!
- Free bottled water: Always
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because you're about to dive headfirst into my gloriously chaotic, imperfect, and utterly real itinerary for RiverViewFarm in Suratakal, India. Forget the pristine travel blogs – this is actual life, people. Hold onto your hats.
RiverViewFarm Ramble-Fest: A Messy, Glorious Journey
Day 1: Arrival, Confusion, and the Mysterious Mango
- Morning (6:00 AM - 9:00 AM): The Great Departure…and Delay. My internal alarm clock, fueled by sheer panic, jolted me awake long before my actual alarm. Packed (mostly). Realized I’d forgotten socks. (I always forget socks.) Raced to the airport, sweating like a pig. Flight delayed. Classic. Sat in a plastic chair, grumpy, munching on a stale muffin. The airport coffee tasted vaguely of sadness and regret, which, you know, set the tone perfectly.
- Mid-day (9:00 AM - 1:00 PM): Touchdown and the Tuk-Tuk Tango. Landed in Mangalore. Holy humidity, Batman! My hair immediately transformed into a frizz-monster. Found a tuk-tuk driver who looked like he'd seen it all (and probably had). Negotiating the fare felt like a high-stakes poker game. He kept yelling something in Kannada, I kept smiling and nodding, hoping for the best. The ride itself? A blur of horns, cows, and the intoxicating smell of something delicious cooking.
- Afternoon (1:00 PM - 4:00 PM): Arrival and Astonishment. Reached RiverViewFarm. WOW. Seriously, just…WOW. Lush green, the chirping of birds, a river babbling – it felt like stepping into a postcard. Initial charm immediately shattered when I tripped over a rogue coconut (my clumsiness is legendary). Checked into the adorable little cottage. Met the host, a lovely women who was so welcoming it felt like a warm hug.
- Evening (4:00 PM - 8:00 PM): Mango Mayhem. This is where things get interesting. I thought I was tired until I saw a mango tree overflowing with fruit. I swear the host just pointed and said, "Help yourself." One massive mango later, I was covered in sticky juice and questioning my life choices. Pure, unadulterated bliss. Dinner was a home-cooked fish fry. It was spicier than I anticipated and I spent most of the meal fanning my face like a Victorian lady. Passed out immediately after.
Day 2: River Adventures and Rusty Hinges
- Morning (7:00 AM - 10:00 AM): Sunrise Serenade and Breakfast Bliss. Woke up to the most beautiful sunrise you've ever seen. The river was shimmering, the air crisp. Had breakfast (they make the best coconut chutney EVER). Spent a blissful hour just sitting on the porch, sketching in my notepad. (My drawing skills are…a work in progress.)
- Mid-day (10:00 AM - 1:00 PM): River Rafting and near Disaster. Time for the "adventure" – river rafting! Seemed like a good idea. I'm not going to lie, the first few minutes were fun. Then we hit some rapids. Everyone was laughing, I was screaming (mostly from fright, partially from adrenaline). Nearly fell out. Survived.
- Afternoon (1:00 PM - 4:00 PM): Lunch and the Lounge. Lunch was eaten at the farm, as was dinner. Lunch was simple but tasty. After lunch, I wanted to read near the river but there was something like an electric fence around the farm which was loud and annoying. I ended up lounging on the bed, reading and resting.
- Evening (4:00 PM - 8:00 PM): A Lesson in Simplicity. Another lovely Dinner at the farm. The farm feels safe!
Day 3: Beach Bliss and the Farewell Blues
- Morning (7:00 AM - 10:00 AM): Beach Bound. I decided to visit the nearby beach. I wanted to see the Ocean, and I wanted to feel the sand, the smell of the sea.
- Mid-day (10:00 AM - 1:00 PM): Beach Time. I headed to the beach and it was such a beautiful place. The sand was soft, the sun was strong, and the water was refreshing. I spent the entire mid-day just relaxing
- Afternoon (1:00 PM - 4:00 PM): Farewell to the farm. I spent the afternoon packing my bags and preparing to leave.
- Evening (4:00 PM - 8:00 PM): Departure. I bid farewell to the place, along with the people who worked there.
Final Thoughts (and a scattering of Opinions):
RiverViewFarm is an unpretentious little slice of paradise. It's not fancy, but it’s real. The food is incredible. The hosts treat you like family. It gets me thinking about how little one truly needs to be happy.
The only downside? The inevitable return to reality. But hey, at least I have the memories, the slightly sunburnt skin, and the permanent sticky mango stain on my shirt to prove it actually happened. Go. Be messy. Be yourself. And for crying out loud, bring extra socks.
There you have it! My gloriously honest, and probably slightly over-the-top, travel diary. May your own journeys be as imperfectly perfect as mine.
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