Escape to Paradise: Tomjachu Bush Retreat Awaits in Nelspruit!
Escape to Paradise: Tomjachu Bush Retreat - Seriously, A Slice of Heaven (with Mosquitoes!) - A Messy, Honest Review
Okay, friends, buckle up because I'm about to spill the tea – and hopefully, not the mosquito repellent – on Tomjachu Bush Retreat in Nelspruit. Forget your pristine, PR-approved reviews. This is the real deal. I'm talking honest-to-goodness human experience, complete with the good, the bad, and the slightly itchy (thanks, nature!).
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Right, let's dive in!
Accessibility: A Thumbs Up (with a caveat)
They SAY accessible, and mostly, they are. I'm not wheelchair-bound, but I did have some mobility issues. Having Facilities for disabled guests is crucial. Thankfully, there's an Elevator (phew!). And ramps! But listen, the paths outside… some are a tad rugged. It's a bush retreat, after all, and nature doesn't always play fair. So, if you're super dependent on complete smoothness, call ahead and really quiz them on specific room accessibility and path conditions. They do have a Car park [free of charge] and Car park [on-site] which is handy.
On-Site Restaurants & Lounges: Food, Glorious Food! (and a little bit of a wait…)
Oh. My. Goodness. The food. The Dining, drinking, and snacking experience at Tomjachu is… well, it's worth the trip alone. They have seriously nailed it. Multiple Restaurants, offering everything from A la carte in restaurant to Buffet in restaurant (breakfast, naturally!). The Asian cuisine in restaurant was unexpectedly amazing! Seriously, who knew? The Western cuisine in restaurant was, as expected, delicious. And the desserts…don't even get me started. I may have had a few too many helpings. A definite big thumbs up for the Poolside bar; nothing beats sipping a cocktail while staring at that view. The Coffee shop is a must too. I had breakfast many times, and their Coffee/tea in restaurant was delightful.
The Breakfast [buffet] made every morning a joy to wake up to. The Breakfast service was top-notch.
Now, here’s a small caveat: sometimes, the service can run a little “relaxed.” South African time, you know? Don’t be in a rush. Relax, order a Bottle of water and enjoy the view.
Wheelchair Accessible?
As mentioned: mostly. Phone ahead if you need specifics.
Internet - Bless the Wi-Fi Gods!
They have it! And it’s a miracle! Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! and Wi-Fi in public areas. Internet access is available too. I mean, it's the bush, so don't expect blazing speed, but enough to upload your Insta-worthy pics (and maybe check your emails – ugh!). Internet access – LAN is also an option.
Things to Do & Ways to Relax: Spa Day, Anyone? (Yes, Please!)
Okay, this is where Tomjachu truly shines. Massage? Check. Spa? Double check. Sauna? Spa/sauna? Steamroom? Yes, yes, and YES! The Body scrub, Body wrap, and Foot bath were all amazing too. The spa is a sanctuary. I indulged in a massage that nearly made me weep with relaxation. (Don’t tell anyone.) The Pool with view is… well, it's the kind of pool you see in travel magazines. Absolutely stunning. The Swimming pool [outdoor] is delightful too. Pure bliss after a long day. They even have a Fitness center, and Gym/fitness equipment, which I intended to use… but the spa won. Honestly, prioritize the spa.
Cleanliness and Safety: Feeling Safe & Sound
They're taking it seriously. I saw a lot of Anti-viral cleaning products being used, and everything felt Clean. Daily disinfection in common areas. Hot water linen and laundry washing. They have Hygiene certification. They offer Room sanitization opt-out available. Rooms sanitized between stays. Staff trained in safety protocol. Professional-grade sanitizing services. I felt safe. Hand sanitizer everywhere. Cashless payment service. Even Individually-wrapped food options at the buffet. They have First aid kit. and a Doctor/nurse on call. They even have Sterilizing equipment. Safe dining setup and Sanitized kitchen and tableware items. They have CCTV in common areas and CCTV outside property. Fire extinguisher. Smoke alarms. Safety/security feature. Security [24-hour].
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Food Glorious Food, Part 2!
Okay, I already raved about the food. But let me reiterate: the food at Tomjachu is worth the cost of admission (and maybe a few extra pounds on the waistline). The A la carte in restaurant options were fantastic. Alternative meal arrangement is also an option! Coffee/tea in restaurant with every meal! Desserts in restaurant. Also, they have a Snack bar if you get peckish between meals. Poolside bar is perfect. Room service [24-hour]…need I say more? There's also a Vegetarian restaurant.
Happy hour…well, let's just say I enjoyed it. The Bar staff know their stuff.
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things That Matter
They have almost everything you could want. From Air conditioning in public area to Business facilities (they have Meetings and you can provide your own Meeting stationery!). Cash withdrawal. Concierge ready to help you in any way. Contactless check-in/out. Daily housekeeping. Doorman. Dry cleaning. Elevator. Food delivery. Gift/souvenir shop. Invoice provided. Ironing service. Laundry service. Luggage storage. They even have a Terrace! Now I can't forget that they have Breakfast in the room, and Breakfast takeaway service. Essential condiments are provided. Facilities for disabled guests.
For the Kids: Family Fun!
Family/child friendly. They have a Babysitting service and Kids facilities. They even make sure their Kids meal is the best it can be.
Access: Getting There & Getting Around
Airport transfer is super convenient. Bicycle parking. They have Car park [free of charge] and Car park [on-site]. Car power charging station. Taxi service. Valet parking. Check-in/out [express] and Check-in/out [private].
Available in All Rooms: Your Cozy Corner of Paradise
Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathroom phone (seriously!), Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Interconnecting room(s) available, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Safety/security feature, Satellite/cable channels, Scale, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Visual alarm, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens.
A Few Quirks & Imperfections (Because Perfection Doesn't Exist!)
Okay, let's get real. No place is perfect. I have a few observations.
- Mosquitoes: Yes, you're in the bush. Bring bug spray. They’re persistent little buggers. (I speak from experience.)
- Service Speed: As mentioned, service can be a bit slow at times. Patience is a virtue, especially in paradise.
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Tomjachu Tango: A Nelspruit Ramble with a Side of Bushveld Bliss (and a Dash of Disaster)
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're about to dive headfirst into my Tomjachu adventure. This isn't your pristine, perfectly-planned travelogue. This is the REAL DEAL. The sweaty palms, the mosquito bites, the existential dread that creeps in when you realize you're completely out of your comfort zone. (Spoiler alert: I am. Always.)
Day 1: Arrival, Anticipation, and the Audacity of a Tiny Beetle
Morning (ish): Landed in Nelspruit. The airport is… well, it's small. Like, "blink and you'll miss it" small. My internal monologue was a frantic mix of "OMG, I'm in Africa!" and "Did I pack enough bug spray?" (The answer? Nope. Shocking, I know.) The transfer to Tomjachu was a lovely (read: bumpy) drive through the rolling hills. First impressions of the landscape? Lush, green, and teeming with things that could potentially bite you.
Afternoon: Arrived at Tomjachu. HOLY CRAP. Seriously. This place is stunning. Picture-perfect lodge, the kind that screams "luxury" but thankfully, whispers "rustic charm." The staff are ridiculously friendly, the kind of people who make you feel instantly at home in their actual home. I'm almost certain one of them winked at me, and I blushed like a teenager. My accommodation was phenomenal.
Late Afternoon: "Orientation" and Panic This is where things get interesting. Orientation involved a quick tour and a pep talk about not feeding the baboons. (Challenge accepted, world! I will not feed the baboons. I think.) Then, the first "real" mission: a walking trail. Everything fine, lovely, amazing… until I noticed a tiny, insignificant beetle. And it was RIGHT NEXT TO ME. I swear, it was staring at me. It was looking at me, and I just lost myself. Started to scream and jump and run!
Evening: Dinner! Delicious, locally sourced food. My brain decided to fixate on the fact that I was eating zebra. (It tasted amazing, though. Don't judge.) Finished the evening with an early night. Jet lag is no joke, folks. Plus, the aforementioned bug fear was still lingering.
Day 2: Safari Shenanigans and the "Great Mosquito Massacre"
Morning: The safari! Oh, the safari! Now, I consider myself your average city-dweller, not a wildlife expert. But the sheer majesty of the animals… the elephants! The lions! The giraffes doing their awkward, gangly prance! I nearly wept. The guides are incredible, full of interesting facts and hilarious stories. The highlight? Seeing a leopard, as if pulled from a National Geographic special.
Late Morning: After a break at the lodge to reset, decided to go for a swim. But, on the way, a swarm of mosquitos attacked me. After being attacked by them, I had to have a nap. Just after this, I was still thinking of the zebra.
Evening: Dinner and drinks. Feeling euphoric from the safari experience. The sheer privilege of seeing these creatures up close… it's humbling, truly. Maybe now I can start to get over the beetle fear. Yeah, probably not.
- Dinner and drinks. Feeling euphoric from the safari experience, the sunset at the lodge, and the sheer privilege of seeing these creatures up close… it's humbling, truly.
Day 3: Day of Serenity (and a Tiny Dose of Meltdown)
Morning: Yoga! Yes, me! Getting in touch with my inner peace. Then, I have a wonderful walk.
Afternoon: The staff packed us a picnic basket. I then took it to my room. The room was lovely. But then I sat down. Then a very small fly landed on my skin. Then I started to have a major meltdown.
Evening: The Tomjachu bush dinner. A full on, fancy, multi course meal under the stars.
Day 4: Departure
- Morning: Breakfast. One last look at the landscape.
- Late Morning: Sigh. Time to head home. Airport, flight. So, feeling sad.
Messy Musings and Tiny Takeaways:
- Bug spray is your friend. Seriously. Embrace it. Bathe in it.
- The food is incredible. Eat everything. (Except, maybe, the beetle. Although, who am I to judge?)
- Don't be afraid to embrace the "mess" of it all. The mosquito bites, the minor freak-outs, the moments of sheer, unadulterated awe… that's what makes it real. That's what makes it life.
- Go. Just… go. Tomjachu is magic. It's a place that will challenge you, inspire you, and probably make you question your sanity (thanks, beetles!). But it's worth every single second.
- I'll be back. Eventually.
So, there you have it. My Tomjachu story. Now go make your own. Just… pack more bug spray. And maybe a therapist. Kidding! (Mostly.)
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Escape to Paradise: Tomjachu Bush Retreat - Let's Get Real! FAQs (and some rambling)
So, seriously, what *is* Tomjachu like? Is it as idyllic as it looks in the photos?
Okay, buckle up. The photos? Yeah, they're gorgeous. And Tomjachu *is* beautiful. But idyllic? That's a loaded word, right? Think...wilder. Think less manicured lawns and more "Hey, look, a giraffe just wandered past the porch!" (True story, by the way. I nearly choked on my coffee.)
It's like, you get there, and you're immediately hit with this *vastness*. The mountains... they just swallow you whole. It's stunning, terrifying, and exhilarating all at once. There's this incredible feeling of being *in* nature, not just looking at it through a perfect window. You'll probably get a bit of dust on your car, and maybe a few mosquito bites. Embrace it. It’s part of the deal.
Oh, and the peace? Mostly real. EXCEPT... you know, sometimes the monkeys decide your roof is a trampoline. But hey, even that is part of the charm (after the initial heart-stopping "WHAT WAS THAT?!" moment, of course).
What kind of accommodation options are there? And are the lodges actually *comfortable*?
Okay, accommodation. They offer options, from those cute little cottages to proper lodges. We stayed in the "Acacia Cottage" or something similar, and let me tell you, it was *lovely*. Not stuffy-hotel lovely, but proper, comfy, "I could live here forever" lovely. Think big, comfy beds (mandatory after a day of hiking!), a fireplace (crucial in winter!), and a veranda perfect for watching the sunset with a glass of something cold.
Listen, I'm not going to lie – I'm a bit of a princess when it comes to creature comforts. I need a good shower, a clean bed, and ideally, a place to put my shoes without tripping over them. Tomjachu delivers. The lodges are well-equipped, clean, and you feel properly looked after. They're not minimalist; they’re intentionally rustic chic, so you get the feeling of luxury without being overly precious.
What's the food situation like? Do I need to pack a month's supply of snacks?
Okay, food. This is where things get *interesting*. You can self-cater, which is a great option if you are on a budget. Some lodges come with great fully equipped kitchens. They’ve got a little shop onsite with basic essentials, but don't expect a full-on supermarket. So, yes, pack your favourite snacks. But honestly, the best bet is to go with the fully catered option. You’ll thank me later.
The food? Delicious. Fresh. Local. The chef, bless her heart, prepared the most amazing meals. We're talking proper South African cuisine, things you can’t find at home. There was a braai (barbecue) one night, which was a *game-changer*. Seriously, I’m still dreaming of that boerewors. And the breakfasts… oh, the breakfasts! The views from the dining area alone is worth the price of breakfast. I’m warning you, though: be prepared to loosen your belt. You’ll need it.
What activities are available? Is it all just sitting around looking pretty?
Absolutely not! Although, if you *want* to just sit around looking pretty, that's totally acceptable. No judgement here. But Tomjachu is packed with things to do. Hiking trails – from easy strolls to proper hikes that will make you feel like you've actually achieved something. Game drives are on offer. There’s birdwatching (if you’re into that – I'm terrible at it, but the birds are gorgeous!). And, of course, swimming in the infinity pool!
We did the guided hike, and honestly, it's was probably the most amazing part of the trip. We walked along trails cut through the bush and it was unbelievably beautiful. Our guide was a font of knowledge about the local plants, animals, and history. We saw the biggest tortoise I've ever seen in my life. Seriously, the thing was the size of a car tire! I'm not usually a fan of guided tours, but this was fantastic. It really made the experience feel like an adventure. The only downside? We all moaned about our sore legs for two days afterwards. Totally worth it, though.
Is it suitable for families with kids?
Yes, absolutely! They're very family friendly. They've got stuff for kids to do. You can bring even the youngest ones. Just keep an eye on the little monsters around the pool. The terrain is a bit uneven and there are wild animals roaming around in certain spots. So, children must be watched. I saw kids having a blast. It's more a place for adventure. You kids would love it, if they're the outdoorsy type.
Is it mosquito-ridden? I hate mosquitoes.
Okay, let's be honest. It's Africa. There ARE mosquitoes. Yes. Definitely. They are a thing. You can't escape them entirely. But! They’re not as bad as you might imagine. The lodges are well-screened. They provide repellent. Bring your own, too, because you'll want it. Especially at dusk, when they come out for their evening blood feast. Do yourself a favour, load up on mosquito repellent. I still managed to get bitten, maybe because I am a mosquito magnet? I haven’t figured out why, but I always get destroyed by them! So, yeah, it is not *completely* mosquito-free, but they aren’t the worst thing in the world. I survived. You will too.
What's the Wi-Fi like? Because, you know, work and stuff...
Right, the Wi-Fi. Okay, it's there, but consider this your official warning: it's not super-fast. You're not going to be streaming HD movies or having crystal-clear video calls. Embrace the digital detox! I mean, you're there to *escape*, right? Forget about work. Ignore the emails. Spend your time looking at the real world, not a screen. That said, it's good enough for checking emails and the odd quick message. And, honestly, that's all you need. I managed to do a few quick work things, but mostly I just chilled the heck out. And that, my friends, is the whole point, isn’t it?
If you *absolutely* need to be connected, it's available, but...think of it more as a lifeline, not a life-support system. Embrace the digital disconnect, it’s liberating!
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