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Okay, buckle up buttercup, because this isn't your average dry-as-toast hotel review. We're diving deep, getting messy, and uncovering the real deal about, shall we just call it, "The Fancy Place"? (Mostly because I'm trying not to reveal the actual name just yet, you know, gotta build the anticipation, like a good travel blog should!)
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Accessibility: A Mixed Bag, Honestly
Alright, here's the thing. They say they're wheelchair accessible. And, on paper, it looks good. Elevator? Check. Ramps? Check. But… and this is a big BUT… navigating the place felt a little… clunky. Like, the ramps were a bit steep in places, and the automatic doors didn't always quite work. And one time, I saw a poor woman in a wheelchair trying to maneuver the "accessible" bathroom… the door was almost impossible to open with the space available. Still, they tried. And they did have accessible rooms. So, props for the effort, but maybe a bit more fine-tuning, yeah?
On-Site Accessible Restaurants/Lounges: Food, Glorious Food (…with some caveats)
The main restaurant? Supposedly accessible. Thankfully, it was. However, I felt the tables were a smidge closer together than optimal, especially when maneuvering a wheelchair. More space would have been appreciated. The food, oh my goodness, was a rollercoaster. Sometimes brilliant. Seriously, the Asian-inspired breakfast was divine (and yes, they did have Vegetarian options!). Other times? Meh. The steak overcooked, the service a little… slow. Don't even get me started on the "Happy Hour" which felt more like "Slightly Less Expensive Hour". The Poolside Bar, accessible - good for people.
Wheelchair Accessible - A Recap:
- Pros: Accessible rooms, ramps.
- Cons: Some ramps seemed steep, automatic doors not always functioning, table proximity.
Internet… Oh, The Internet (A Saga)
First, the good news: Free Wi-Fi everywhere. Seriously, everywhere. In your room, in the lobby, by the pool. The speed though? Another story. I swear, sometimes it felt like I was still on dial-up. And the LAN connection? Don't even bother. I tried, I gave up. Embrace the slow life, I guess?
Things To Do: So Much (or so little) to choose from
The hotel boasts a lot of stuff:
- Ways to Relax: Body scrub (tempting!), body wrap (maybe I'm not quite ready for that), spa, spa/sauna, steamroom, jacuzzi.
- Fitness Center: The gym was actually pretty decent, with a good range of equipment.
- Sauna/Steamroom/Pool with View: Oh yes! The view was incredible. Very good.
- Swimming Pool/Swimming Pool [Outdoor]: Two pools, one inside and one out. Both beautiful. The outdoor pool was a highlight.
Cleanliness and Safety: Trying (and sometimes succeeding)
So, the pandemic… yeah. They were trying. Hand sanitizers everywhere, staff in masks, and signs galore. They had:
- Anti-viral cleaning products: Seemed thorough.
- Daily disinfection in common areas: Good.
- Room sanitization opt-out available: Important!
- Rooms sanitized between stays: Reassuring.
- Staff trained in safety protocol: Okay, great.
- Sterilizing equipment: Seemed professional.
- Physical distancing of at least 1 meter: Mostly.
- Safe dining setup: Mostly.
- Hand Sanitizer and First Aid Kit Good!
I did appreciate the effort, but sometimes it felt… overwhelming. Like, the sheer amount of cleaning products gave me a headache! And I saw one poor waiter wearing a mask and a face shield in the middle of Happy Hour. You could see the sweat dripping. It was a bit much, honestly.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: The Ups and Downs
I mentioned the food, right? Okay, let's go a little deeper.
- A la carte in restaurant, Asian breakfast, Asian cuisine in restaurant, Bar, Breakfast [buffet], Breakfast service, Buffet in restaurant, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Coffee shop: Good.
- Desserts in restaurant: Okay!
- International cuisine in restaurant: Yes.
- Poolside bar: Essential.
- Restaurants: Plural - good!
- Room service - 24-hours a bonus.
- Salad in restaurant, Snack bar, Soup in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant, Western breakfast, Western cuisine in restaurant: Okay.
- Bottle of water: Nice.
- Alternative meal arrangement: Needed it once, and they obliged (thankfully).
The buffet was… a buffet. You know the drill. The coffee shop was a lifesaver for my caffeine addiction. The poolside bar? Divine. But seriously, the staff seemed either overworked or completely checked out. It was a bit of a lottery depending on the time of day.
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things (and some big ones)
- Air conditioning in public area: Yes.
- Business facilities, Concierge, Dry cleaning, Elevator, Facilities for disabled guests, Food delivery, Gift/souvenir shop, Indoor venue for special events, Invoice provided, Ironing service, Laundry service, Luggage storage, Meeting/banquet facilities, Meetings, Meeting stationery, Outdoor venue for special events, Projector/LED display, Safety deposit boxes, Seminars, Shrine, Smoking area, Terrace, Wi-Fi for special events, Xerox/fax in business center, Car park [free of charge], Car park on-site, Car power charging station, Taxi service, Valet parking - All present and accounted for.
- Cash withdrawal, Contactless check-in/out, Convenience store, Currency exchange, Daily housekeeping, Doorman: Essential.
The concierge was actually fantastic, offering excellent advice on local attractions. I loved the convenience store for those late-night snack attacks. The valet parking was a lifesaver because parking was a nightmare.
For The Kids: Family Friendly? Maybe
- Babysitting service, Family/child friendly, Kids facilities, Kids meal: Okay, okay. My kids? They loved it.
Available In All Rooms: The Comforts (and Quirks)
- Additional toilet, Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathroom phone, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Interconnecting room(s) available, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Safety/security feature, Satellite/cable channels, Scale, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Visual alarm, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens: Yep.
- Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathtub, Bottled water, Coffee/tea maker, Free Wi-Fi, Hair dryer, In-room safe, Mini-bar, Private bath, Refrigerator, Safe, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Telephone, Toiletries, Toilet, Towels - Yep.
The room itself? Spacious, comfortable, and mostly clean. Okay, there was a suspicious stain on the carpet near the bed, but I'm choosing to ignore it. The view was stunning, the bed was comfortable, and the blackout curtains were a godsend for sleeping in, even if you were trying to sleep with the light on. The in-room safe? Always a plus.
The Emotion Dump (Because Honesty, Right?)
Look, overall, it was… pleasant. Not mind-blowing, but not awful. The hotel tries hard, and most of the staff seem to be doing their best. But there's a slightly uneven quality here. The highs are high (that pool!), and the lows are, well, a little low (the internet… ugh). Would I go back? Maybe. If I could guarantee the Wi-Fi would work. And if they promised a better steak. And, most importantly, if they could improve the accessibility, this would be a
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Okay, buckle up, buttercup. This isn't your grandma's perfectly polished travel itinerary. This is my potential descent into Augusta, Georgia, from the oh-so-comforting confines of a Holiday Inn Express North. Expect… well, expect the unexpected. And maybe some questionable breakfast choices.
Operation Augusta: Mayhem and Magnolias (Probably)
Day 1: Arrival and the Audacity of Parking Lots
- 1:00 PM: Arrive at Augusta Regional Airport (AGS). Okay, first hurdle: surviving the flight. Pray to the travel gods for a smooth landing and NO screaming babies. Seriously, I'm considering investing in noise-canceling headphones, and a lifetime supply of patience.
- 1:30 PM: Rental Car Rodeo. This is where it usually goes sideways. Finding the car, trying not to look like a complete idiot while navigating the rental agreement (those tiny print things are EVIL!), and praying I don’t accidentally drive off with the wrong vehicle. Let's hope the parking situation around the hotel is manageable. Fingers crossed.
- 2:30 PM: Check-in at Holiday Inn Express Augusta North. Ah, the sweet embrace of the free breakfast… or at least, the promise of it. I'm hoping for actual scrambled eggs, not that weird, rubbery, pre-formed stuff that haunts my nightmares. And coffee. Good, strong coffee. And maybe a polite smile from the front desk clerk. My luggage better arrive safely so I can relax and settle down, maybe watch the tv .
- 3:00 PM: Room Reconnaissance. First order of business: assess the bed situation. Is it the kind I can sink into and forget the world, or is it a brick masquerading as a mattress? Also, wifi speed test. Gotta stay connected to the outside world, even if it’s just to complain on Twitter.
- 3:30 PM: Unpack, unwind, and… okay, let's be honest, probably spend way too long staring at the TV, channel surfing between golf and something more relevant to my life. Maybe a nap? Definitely a nap. Jet lag is real, people.
- 5:00 PM: Dinner Adventure. I've scoped out a few places online, but I'm leaning toward something low-key. Maybe a local diner for a true Southern experience? Or, let's be real, maybe just the nearest fast-food joint after a day of travel. I’m hungry. Realistically, I’ll probably end up wandering aimlessly, muttering under my breath until hunger wins out.
- 7:00 PM: Evening Stroll (Optional, and highly dependent on energy levels). If the weather's cooperating and I'm not curled up fetal position on the bed, maybe a little walk around the area to get my bearings. See if I can spot any hidden gems. Possibly fall asleep as soon as I get back to the hotel.
- 9:00 PM: Bedtime. Prayers for a good night's sleep. And more coffee. Always more coffee.
Day 2: The Masters (Sort Of) and the Quest for Pecan Pie
- 7:00 AM: Free Breakfast Frenzy. Okay, this is the moment of truth. Scrambled eggs? Or rubbery disappointment? Assess the coffee situation. (Prayers for strength)
- 8:00 AM: Decide it would be nice to go to a golf course, but let's just watch it on the television.
- 10:00 AM: Driving, lots of driving. Try and be safe.
- 12:00 PM: Lunch. Probably something I'll end up getting sick after eating it.
- 2:00 PM: Driving the local area.
- 4:00 PM: Back to the hotel.
- 6:00 PM: Dinner. Pray for a good restaurant.
- 8:00 PM: TV and bed.
Day 3: Departure and Existential Dread
- 7:00 AM: Free Breakfast. Repeat of previous day…hopefully better.
- 8:00 AM: Pack. The dreaded packing process. Usually involves shoving everything randomly into a suitcase and hoping for the best.
- 9:00 AM: Checkout. Smile sweetly and hope the front desk person doesn’t notice the mini-apocalypse I’ve probably left in the room.
- 9:30 AM: Hit the road. Head back to Augusta Regional Airport (AGS).
- 11:30 AM: Security Line Shenanigans. Pray I remember to take my shoes off and that I don’t set off the metal detector.
- 12:30 PM: Flight.
- (Afternoon): Safe arrival back home, where all the laundry and work is waiting.
Post-Trip Reflections (aka The Rant)
Okay, let's be real. This is more of a possibility than a rigid plan. Life happens. My back might ache. I might develop a sudden, inexplicable craving for fried green tomatoes. I might get lost. I will probably overspend on souvenirs I don't need. And that's the fun of it, right? The surprises, the screw-ups, the moments when you realize you're just a bumbling human trying to navigate a world that's often baffling and occasionally beautiful.
I’m going to have fun; I can feel it in my bones. Even if “fun” ends up being largely defined by surviving the free breakfast and not losing my mind to the golf on TV. Wish me luck, folks. I'll need it. And maybe, just maybe, I'll find that perfect pecan pie. The search continues…
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So, uh, what *is* this “thing” anyway? And like, why are we doing this instead of actual productivity?!
Alright, good question. Actually, scratch that; it’s a *brilliant* question. Right now, the "thing" is… everything. It's that nagging to-do list (which, by the way, is currently staring back at me from across the room with judg-ey eyes), the lure of the internet rabbit hole, the existential dread that comes with the realization that I *should* be cleaning. Seriously. It’s the urge to avoid responsibility at all costs. And why are we doing this? Because my brain is a magnificent, yet deeply unreliable, machine. It’s like, let’s *pretend* this FAQ is productive. That makes *me* feel better. (Don’t tell my therapist.)
Wait, is this about procrastination? Because if so, *relatable*. But like, HOW bad are we talking?
Oh honey, we are DEEP. We’re talking, “I’m writing an FAQ *about* procrastination, instead of… *doing* anything.” We’re talking, “I’ve contemplated reorganizing my spice rack, alphabetizing my socks, and learning Klingon, *instead of*… you get the picture.” Last week, I spent a solid three hours comparing different brands of dental floss on Amazon. I even read reviews. Reviews! It’s dire. It's not so bad, but you know...
Okay, okay. So, what's the ACTUAL problem? Like, what's the core of your avoidance? Is it fear? Laziness? Existential dread, like you mentioned?
Ugh. The core? It's… complicated. It's a toxic stew of all the above, plus a healthy dose of perfectionism (which, let's be honest, is just a fear of failure in disguise). I think it’s also a little bit of a control thing. If I don’t *start* on something, I can't *fail* at it, right? Brilliant logic, right? It's a vicious cycle. Honestly, I'm probably more afraid of the *feeling* of not being good enough than the feeling of a messy apartment. Which is saying a lot, because my apartment looks like a small, slightly neglected, hoarders paradise.
Have you, like, *tried* to fix it? Any strategies? You know… the usual productivity stuff?
Oh, *hell yes*. I've tried *everything*. I've got apps (that I promptly uninstall a week later). I've got color-coded planners (filled with beautiful handwriting, mostly empty). I’ve got to-do list software (yes, plural). I’ve written lists of lists of lists. I’ve tried the Pomodoro Technique (I usually end up on TikTok during the "breaks"). I set alarms, I bribe myself with treats, I tell myself I’ll be “so much happier” afterwards... (but I'm almost never "so much happier.")
*Anecdote time:* Once, I even tried rewarding myself with a massage after cleaning my bathroom. Guess what? I ended up canceling the massage because the bathroom *still* wasn't cleaned. The massage money went to cookies. It's a process. I’m a mess.
Alright, maybe it's not about *fixing* it. Maybe it's about, you know, making peace with it. Any tips for the fellow procrastinators out there?
Look, if I had the *answers*, people would be paying me to give seminars. But, what *does* seem to work, is admitting defeat. Seriously. Sometimes, just saying "Okay, I'm probably going to procrastinate, let's lean into it a little," makes the pressure… ease up. Maybe let yourself do the small, easy thing *first*. And try to forgive yourself. We ALL procrastinate. Also, acknowledge the small wins. Like, I *did* brush my teeth today, right? And that’s something! Also, snacks. Snacks are critical. Always have snacks.
What about the fallout? Like, what's the *worst* thing that happens when you procrastinate?
Okay, the *worst*? Aside from the obvious mess (which, let me tell you, can be soul-crushing), it's the mental chatter. The guilt. The shame. The feeling like I’m somehow permanently behind. That feeling keeps me up at night. The anxiety is what truly gets to me. That’s the price I pay. It's like a constant low hum of "you should be doing *something* else." That. Ugh. I hate that. And, of course, the eventual panic-fueled rush to get everything done at the last minute, which is rarely the best quality work. But... then I get stuck in this cycle.
*Anecdote:* Once, I put off finishing a work project until the night before the deadline. I stayed up all night, fueled by coffee and sheer terror, and managed to submit... something. It wasn’t my best work. I felt ill for days. The thing is, it was really bad.
Do you think you'll ever actually get better at this?
Honestly? Probably not perfectly. I mean, I doubt I'm going to wake up one day, magically transformed into a productivity guru. I hope so. However, I'm striving to be... *better* at it. That means accepting the imperfections, embracing the chaos (slightly), and maybe, *maybe*, tackling that one tiny thing on the to-do list. Baby steps, right? And hey, if this FAQ gets done (and, you know, published) then that’s one thing checked off the "pretend to do something" list.
Okay, so if you could only accomplish ONE thing, what would it be?
If I could choose one thing to accomplish to break the cycle? It wouldn’t be a big thing, you know? It wouldn't be finishing that huge project or cleaning my entire apartment at once. No. It'd be simply starting. Like, just *start*. Even if it's just opening the document, or taking one step to picking up my shoes that are scattered all over the floor, it would be a HUGE step forward. Breaking the initial hesitation. That’s it. The restExplore Hotels
