
Escape to the Inland Empire: Your Perfect Rodeway Inn Awaits!
Escape to the Inland Empire: My (Unvarnished) Rodeway Inn Reality Check!
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, because I'm about to spill the tea – or, more accurately, the lukewarm instant coffee – on my recent stay at the Escape to the Inland Empire: Your Perfect Rodeway Inn Awaits!. Let's be real, "perfect" is doing some heavy lifting here, but hey, I needed a room, and this Rodeway Inn was… well, there.
First Impressions: The Good, the Questionable, and the Slightly Grimy
Okay, let's start with the positives, yeah? The initial entry was…serviceable. The front desk? Friendly enough. Check-in was supposedly "contactless," which meant I signed a tablet precariously balanced on a wonky desk. I appreciated the effort, but it felt less "futuristic" and more "the pen's probably been licked by a thousand kids," you know?
Accessibility: Striving for Inclusion (But With Some Hiccups)
I need to talk about accessibility. The Rodeway Inn claims to be accessible, and that’s a huge plus. There's an elevator! (Phew, because my thighs are not built for stairs). They definitely try – ramps, wider doorways (though one was a bit tight!). However, I noticed a distinct lack of braille signage, and the pool… well, we'll get to that. It wasn’t perfect, but the intent was there, and I applaud them for trying to be, in their own way, inclusive.
Rooms: The Sanctuary (Hopefully Clean)
My room. Ah, the room. It had all the basics: AC, a bed that mostly didn't squeak with every movement (score!), a TV with more channels than I could possibly want, and… free Wi-Fi! Praise be, because my data plan has a grudge against me. The Carpeting smelled…freshly "cleaned," which I put in quotes because I think they used a strong and slightly pungent carpet cleaner. There was a desk, a small fridge (thank god for keeping my water cold) the mirror. A few minor issues: the air conditioning was a bit of a roar, and the blackout curtains were more like "dim-out" curtains, so it was a bit more bright than I prefer, but it was a dark enough to sleep. The bathroom was clean, but the shower pressure was… let's just say, a gentle suggestion of water.
Cleanliness and Safety: The New Normal (Maybe)
The Rodeway Inn definitely seems to be taking the whole "cleanliness" thing seriously. There was a lot of talk about anti-viral cleaning products and daily disinfection. They even had a placard on the door announcing the room had been sanitized. I’m not gonna lie, this made me feel slightly better, considering the state of the world. I opted out of room sanitization, and, honestly, I’m glad I did. The fact that it was even an option was kinda unnerving.
Things to Do (Beyond Wondering About That Stain):
Ok, I'm being a bit of a cynic. They offer some facilities and some things to do. The "Fitness center" was…well, I'd seen better equipped garages. The swimming pool! It looked lovely, the pool side bar also offers some food, but the pool itself felt… kinda deserted, the whole vibe was underwhelming. They claim to have a spa, but I couldn't find it. There's a lot of talk about the "Inland Empire," but not a lot of actual info in the hotel.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Feeding the Beast
Breakfast, included! I'm a sucker for a free breakfast. There was the usual buffet fare, but it was also the most disappointing part of my stay.
- Breakfast [Buffet]: Basic. Waffles, cereal, bagels (mostly stale). The coffee? Let's just pretend I didn't have it.
- Coffee/tea in restaurant: Adequate. Still needed a lot of sugar and cream to make it palatable.
I tried the snack bar – they actually had a decent salad. The restaurant did offer "Asian cuisine," but I didn't try it and cannot say anything about it.
Services and Conveniences: The Little Extras (Or Lack Thereof)
The Rodeway Inn offered a few services. The "Concierge" was… the guy at the Front desk. They supposedly have laundry, which I didn't need. But the basics were there, like daily housekeeping and a safe, which I did not use. The lack of a real business center was a bummer, but that’s really the only thing I was missing.
For the Kids: A Brief, Uninformed Look
No babysitting service and no real kids facilities, I didn't see any.
Getting Around: The Open Road
There was free parking, a plus. The hotel is pretty close to everything, so you can get there by car.
My Overall Verdict: The Slightly Rusty Gem?
Look, the Rodeway Inn isn't the Ritz. It's not even a particularly fancy Holiday Inn. But it was clean enough, the bed was comfortable, and it served its purpose. It did have its quirks. Some of the staff were friendly. The access was there. Would I recommend it wholeheartedly? Maybe not. Would I stay there again if I needed a place to rest my head in the Inland Empire? Probably. It’s a solid, if slightly imperfect, option. It's an honest, realistic place to stay in. So, yeah, the escape? It’s there, if you manage your expectations and bring your own coffee.
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Okay, buckle up, buttercups. We're diving headfirst into… Rodeway Inn San Bernardino & Redlands, CA! A veritable bastion of budget-friendly charm, right? (Don’t worry, I’ve already started my pre-trip anxiety medication. You probably need yours now too.)
The "Adventure" (and by adventure, I mean surviving a California highway system) Begins: Monday, August 5th
- 7:00 AM: Alarm clock screeches like a dying seagull. Already regretting this whole trip. Ugh. Gotta pack. Laundry from a week ago? Check. Fresh socks? Praying for the best. This is where the true grit begins.
- 8:00 AM: Road trip checklist: Snacks. Water. More snacks. (I treat food as a security blanket. Don’t judge.) Directions? Google Maps says… “Merge onto I-15 S.” Okay, let's do this.
- 9:00 AM: Traffic. Of course, traffic. I’m starting to feel the pre-trip nausea. Ugh, that coffee this morning was already a mistake.
- 11:00 AM: STOP. Fast food lunch at a chain on the way. I hate plastic utensils, but hey, I have to be prepared for anything.
- 1:00 PM: Finally! The promised land aka Rodeway Inn, San Bernardino. The exterior looks… well, it looks like a Rodeway Inn. The first impression? It’s a little… beige. But hey, at least the sign wasn’t blinking, right?
- 1:15 PM: Check-in. The receptionist seems… mildly annoyed. Probably seen better days. (Same.) I swear to god, they gave me a room with a window view to the parking lot, the one with the perpetually broken streetlight. I am already envisioning my therapist bill.
- 1:30 PM: The room. Okay… the carpet is… interesting. And the air conditioning sounds like a dying walrus. On the plus side, the bed looks clean? I think? Okay, let's move on. My inner pessimist got stuck on that first impression.
- 2:00 PM: Unpack, because what else am I going to do in this place?
- 3:00 PM: Trying to find a decent coffee. Which is, of course, harder than it sounds. Why is good coffee a commodity?
- 4:00 PM: Wandering in the parking lot, trying to find the pool, but this feels like a real life maze.
- 5:00 PM: I might just go to sleep already.
Tuesday, August 6th: The City of… Things
- 7:00 AM: Another alarm. Another sigh. This time, I think I can actually hear the walrus in the AC.
- 8:00 AM: Breakfast. "Continental" breakfast. That means… stale donuts and lukewarm coffee. My optimism is slowly eroding.
- 9:00 AM: Trying to be a tourist. Decided to visit this local park. I have no idea what I expected, but it wasn't a single squirrel with an attitude problem. He stared me down. I swear.
- 11:00 AM: Quick run to the supermarket for snacks. I feel alive, and the sun is out.
- 12:00 PM: Lunch at a local diner. Comfort food is a must on these trips. I just want to eat a decent burger and pretend I’m not in a budget motel.
- 2:00 PM: Redlands. More of the same, kind of. But there's a small museum I found. It felt like walking into a time warp.
- 4:00 PM: Back at the hotel. More Netflix. More wallowing in my own anxieties. I can't believe this is my life right now.
- 6:00 PM: Dinner. More food. More existential pondering.
Wednesday, August 7th: The Escape (Maybe)
- 7:00 AM: Ugh. Time to wake up.
- 8:00 AM: Breakfast. I’m developing a love-hate relationship with those donuts.
- 9:00 AM: Check-out. Freedom!
- 9:30 AM: Waze is a liar just as much as Google Maps. There's no such thing as a free road.
- 11:00 AM: Headed out.
Final Thoughts:
Look, this wasn't the trip of a lifetime. But hey, I survived. I experienced the grimy underbelly of a Southern California road trip. I know now that I can live on stale donuts and a healthy dose of existential dread. And maybe, just maybe, I learned something about myself. Or maybe I just need a REALLY strong margarita. And a spa day. Definitely a spa day. Goodbye Rodeway Inn. I'll, uh, never forget you (mostly because of the walrus AC). Now, on to the next adventure… or at least, getting back home alive.
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Escape to the Inland Empire: Your Perfect Rodeway Inn Awaits! (Or Does It?) - A Brain-Dump of FAQs
Okay, so like, what *is* the "Inland Empire" anyway? And why would I, a sane person, want to "escape" *to* it?
So, is this Rodeway Inn… actually good? Or is this some kind of elaborate joke?
What about the amenities? Free breakfast? A pool? Because, you know, I expect those things to exist.
Is it safe? Like, actually safe? Because the internet can be scary sometimes.
Okay, I'm intrigued (and maybe a little scared). What are the *actual* benefits of staying at this… establishment?
Any tips for making the best of the Rodeway Inn experience? I want to minimize the trauma.
Tell me about a specific Rodeway Inn experience...the most memorable one.

