Unbelievable Doi Tung Views: This Chiang Rai Homestay Will Blow You Away!
Unbelievable Doi Tung Views: This Chiang Rai Homestay Will Blow You Away! (Or Maybe Just Mildly Amaze… Let's See!) - A Truly Honest Review
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because I'm about to spill the tea (or maybe just lukewarm chamomile, depending on the day) on "Unbelievable Doi Tung Views" – a Chiang Rai homestay that promised the earth and, well, delivered… some of it. Let's be honest, these places rarely live up to the hype completely, right? Still, the views, the views! deep breath
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Accessibility: A Mixed Bag of Blessings & Blunders (Mostly Blessings, I Swear!)
Right, before we launch into the fluffy stuff about sunsets and whatnot, let's talk accessibility. Because, let's face it, a "view" is useless if you can't get to it.
- Wheelchair Accessible? Hmm… this is where things get a tiny bit wobbly. The website said facilities for disabled guests, but I'm getting vibes this is of the Thai-friendly sort, meaning things are… adaptable. Think more "Helpful Staff Who Will Totally Carry You Up Some Stairs" than "Pristine Ramp Paradise." There's an elevator, thank god! But the grounds are a bit… hilly. So, if you need seriously smooth sailing, maybe double-check with the homestay before booking.
- Getting Around: They have a free car park, which is a HUGE win. And airport transfer! Saved my bacon after that brutal red-eye. They also have taxi services, which, while not "accessible" in the strictest terms, make things easier.
- Facilities for Disabled Guests: See above! Good intentions, probably some adjustments, but verify.
Cleanliness and Safety: Did They Get the Memo About… You Know… Things?
Look, 2024 is wild. I'm paranoid about germs, okay? So, this was a HUGE selling point for me. They claim to have gone above and beyond, so let's assess:
- Anti-viral Cleaning Products: Tick!
- Daily Disinfection in Common Areas: Tick!
- Professional-Grade Sanitizing Services: Tick!
- Rooms Sanitized Between Stays: Tick!
- Hand Sanitizer: Everywhere! (I'm already calmer.)
- Staff Trained in Safety Protocol: Seemed legit. I saw some serious face-masking and distance-keeping.
- Hygiene Certification: I didn't see it… but, based on my experience, I’m going out on a limb and saying they tried.
- Room Sanitization Opt-Out Available: I didn't ask, honestly, I was happy to let them blast it.
My Thoughts: Honestly? I felt pretty safe. They’re trying, and that means a lot.
Dining, Drinking, & Snacking: Food Glorious Food! (But Maybe Pack Some Snacks?)
Alright, let's talk fuel. Food is vital, especially after a hike (or a nap – I’m not judging).
- Restaurants: YES! They have restaurants! Plural!
- Asian Cuisine in Restaurant: Yup. Delicious! I had the best Pad Thai ever.
- International Cuisine in Restaurant: Also present. I'm talking burgers and pasta, in case you get homesick for the beige.
- Breakfast [buffet]: Yes, but (and this is a BIG but) the buffet was… basic. Think scrambled eggs, toast, and some seriously questionable fruit. I’m a buffet snob, I admit it.
- Breakfast Service: They also offered breakfast in the room, which was a lifesaver on hungover mornings (don't judge). Although, it took a while! It was nice though, eating brekkie on the balcony, overlooking the mountains, while nursing a headache after that crazy-good happy hour.
- Coffee/Tea in Restaurant: Always, always, always vital. Good coffee too.
- Poolside Bar: YES! Hello, cocktails!
- Room Service [24-hour]: Bless. Saved me many times after a long day of… well, relaxing.
- Snack bar: There was a snack bar, but it was a little limited. Pack your own crisps!
- Happy Hour: Yes. And cheap beer. Win!
- Vegetarian Restaurant: They did cater to us veggies, but the options weren't extensive.
- Alternative meal arrangement: Absolutely.
- Bottle of water: Provided. Thank god, because the Thai heat is unforgiving.
- Desserts in restaurant: The mango sticky rice. Oh sweet Jesus, the mango sticky rice. GO.
My Rambling Food Experience: Okay, so my favourite part of the entire place had nothing to do with the view, or the pool (which, whilst lovely, wasn't the best I've ever swum in). My moment? The Pad Thai. I think I'm still dreaming about it. I went to the restaurant, the one by the pool, that looked like it had been there since the beginning of time, and I ate it. I ate all of it. I ordered another one. The chef even came to see the cause of all the noise! He was laughing. I was laughing. We bonded over noodles and peanut sauce. Seriously, people, THE PAD THAI. Go for the Pad Thai.
Things to Do, Ways to Relax: Now We're Talking!
This is where "Unbelievable Doi Tung Views" really shines. This place is all about unwinding.
- Spa/Sauna, Pool with View, Steamroom: OH YES. After the Pad Thai, I spent a solid three hours wallowing in the spa. The sauna was… sauna-y. The pool was stunning, and the view… sigh. The steam room, which I generally avoid because I’m claustrophobic, was actually rather enjoyable.
- Body Scrub, Body Wrap, Massage: They offer all of it! I indulged. I have zero regrets.
- Fitness Center: Yup. If you must work out on vacation.
- Gym/Fitness: See above.
- Sauna, Spa: YES.
- Swimming Pool [outdoor]: Yes!
- Foot bath: A nice touch!
My Big Spa Moment: The massage. Okay, so I had a fantastic masseuse. I’ve had massages the world over. I consider myself a bit of an expert actually. She was so good that I felt like I shed some layers of skin, or at least a solid week of stress. It's hard to fully describe it, but let's just say I went from slightly stressed to "glowing, zen goddess" in about an hour. Worth it. So worth it. Forget the view, the spa is where it's at.
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things That Make a Difference (Mostly)
This is where the homestay tried to be a real hotel.
- Air conditioning in public area: Yes. Essential in Thailand.
- Air conditioning: Same.
- Cash withdrawal: I think they had a little ATM at the front desk, but I don't trust them.
- Concierge: Helpful but in a "Thai smile and vaguely helpful" kind of way. Don't expect Miracles.
- Contactless check-in/out: Thank God, I hate waiting in line.
- Convenience store: Nope. Pack snacks!
- Currency exchange: I saw it being offered,
- Daily housekeeping: Yes. My room was spotless.
- Doorman: Did not seem to be a thing.
- Dry cleaning: Yep.
- Elevator: Saved my legs.
- Essential condiments: Hmmm… not sure, but you can ask.
- Facilities for disabled guests: Discussed above.
- Food delivery: Not that I know of.
- Gift/souvenir shop: A small one!
- Invoice provided: Yes, when I checked out.
- Ironing service: Available.
- Laundry service: Yes.
- Luggage storage: Yes.
- Meeting/banquet facilities: If you really want to host a meeting on Doi Tung, go for it.
- Meeting stationery: Probably.
- **On-
Okay, buckle up, buttercup. This isn't your sanitized, sterilized travel itinerary. This is a messy, wonderfully flawed, and intensely real account of my time at Doi Tung Heng Thana Homestay in Chiang Rai, Thailand. Consider yourselves warned.
The "Almost Didn't Happen" Arrival Day - Tuesday
8:00 AM: Alarm screeching. Consider chucking the phone across the room but then remember the sheer joy of Thai iced coffee awaiting me. (Coffee is a major motivator, let’s be honest.)
8:30 AM: Flight from Bangkok. The usual airport chaos. Endless queues, a screaming baby that clearly takes joy in ruining everyone's day, and the gnawing feeling I've forgotten something vital. Pretty sure it's a passport but eh, what’s the worst that could happen?
11:00 AM: Landed in Chiang Rai. Breathe the fresh mountain air. Smell the… well, I don’t know what it is, but it smells unlike anything I've ever breathed and I'm already hooked.
11:30 AM: Pick-up by the homestay. Our driver, a tiny but incredibly smiley woman with a laugh that could shatter glass, loads my luggage onto the back of… a pickup truck. Okay, this is decidedly not a luxury resort. I like it already!
12:30 PM: The drive. The drive is a winding, breathtaking rollercoaster. The landscapes are jaw-dropping, the road itself is not. I mean, it's a road, sure, but with potholes that could swallow a small car. I think I briefly lost my stomach on one particularly dramatic dip.
1:30 PM: Arrive at Doi Tung Heng Thana Homestay. Holy. Moly. This place is stunning. Seriously. Clichéd, I know, but the views are just… impossible to describe. Rolling hills, jungle, and the air smells like pine needles and possibility. The homestay itself isn’t swanky, it is very barebones, and the simple comforts of a bed and a roof are welcome.
- First Impressions: The owner, a sweet woman named Noi, greets me with a hug and a plate of what I think were mango sticky rice. (Pretty sure. Maybe it was jackfruit. I was so overwhelmed, I couldn’t focus long enough to ask. Either way, it was pure, unadulterated bliss.) The place isn’t spotless, but honestly, it felt like a proper home. I'm already convinced this will be more of an experience of travel and not just a place to stay.
2:00 PM: Settled in. My "bungalow" is basic but charming. Okay, "basic" is a polite word, but I do feel like I stepped into a time machine and found myself in a very comfortable version of me. After a long trip, it all feels perfect.
2:30 PM: Lunch. The food! Dear Lord, the food. I'm a complete sucker for Thai cuisine, and this was the real deal – fresh, flavorful, and so cheap I felt guilty. I'm pretty sure I inhaled a plate of green curry and a mountain of rice in approximately 4.3 seconds. At this point I felt like a real person and not a travel-weary zombie.
3:30 PM - 5:00 PM: Nap. Jet lag hit me like a freight train. Slept like the dead for the better part of two hours. Woke up feeling reasonably human.
5:00 PM: Exploration! I began poking around the homestay, marveling at the views and feeling blissfully disconnected from the digital world. I met a few of the other guests. One who looked like a proper travel savant, and a group of young and very energetic travelers, none of whom look like they have any idea what's happening, but are grinning from ear-to-ear.
6:00 PM: Sunset over the mountains. This is the highlight of most people's stay, and they were right. The sky exploded with color – oranges, purples, pinks – and I felt a profound sense of peace wash over me. I almost cried. Don’t tell anyone.
7:00 PM: Dinner! More delicious Thai food. More rice. More happiness. I'm pretty sure I’m going to gain five pounds just breathing the air here.
8:00 PM: Stargazing. The stars in Chiang Rai? Mind-blowing. I spent an hour lying on my back, searching for constellations and feeling utterly, wonderfully lost in the universe.
9:00 PM: Bedtime. Already. This is life.
Day 2: The Doi Tung Royal Villa and the Garden of Flowers – Wednesday
8:00 AM: Breakfast. Simple, delicious, and fueled by that glorious Thai iced coffee.
9:00 AM: Visit Doi Tung Royal Villa and Mae Fah Luang Garden. Okay, I wasn't entirely prepared for this. The Villa is gorgeous, and the gardens? A riot of color, so meticulously maintained its almost unreal. I wandered around, taking photos, feeling a bit like a tourist, but also genuinely in awe. The garden of flowers was beautiful, though I did get chased around by a very aggressive butterfly and its my new nemesis.
12:30 PM: Picnic lunch. Sandwiches, fruit, and the beautiful scenery of my current location.
1:30 PM - 3:30 PM: The most incredible experience of the trip so far. No, really. This deserves its own section.
- Doubling Down on the Experience: The Coffee Plantation
- The homestay organized a visit to a local coffee plantation. I am not a coffee snob, BUT I am now a coffee convert. We met with a local farmer. She was this tiny, incredibly tough woman who spoke very little English, but her passion for coffee was infectious. She told us about the process, from bean to cup, and it felt like a story passed down for generations.
- We helped with some basic tasks. We had to pick the beans, which quickly turned into a competition to see who could fill their basket the fastest. (I was surprisingly competitive, though my basket was the smallest).
- The best part: the tasting. After learning about the effort that goes into each bean, the taste was extraordinary. The taste was pure, the aroma was intoxicating, and I had never experienced a coffee as flavorful. We sipped the brew, gazed at the view, and just talked and laughed, enjoying each other's company.
- Anecdote: There was this moment, a very small, insignificant moment, where I spilled some coffee down my shirt and I completely lost it. Not a rage-filled rant, just a hysterical, uncontrollable giggle. I think it was the culmination of the caffeine, the view, the company, and just the pure, unadulterated joy of the experience. And the farmer thought it was hilarious. That, right there, was one of the best parts of the day.
- Doubling Down on the Experience: The Coffee Plantation
4:00 PM: Back at the homestay. Relax, wander, and just soak it all in.
6:00 PM: Sunset Part Two. Because one sunset just wasn't enough.
7:00 PM: More food. More happiness. Starting to get slightly addicted to this whole "good food, beautiful scenery" thing.
8:00 PM: Chatting with fellow travelers, and trading stories. Learn about a group of travelers who saw the northern lights.
9:00 PM: Early night. I felt like a very contented cat.
Day 3: The Waterfall, the Monkeys, and Going Home (Almost) – Thursday
- 8:00 AM: Breakfast
- 9:00 AM: Visit a waterfall. This was a bit of an adventure. The hike was beautiful, though fairly steep at times - and I am not a morning person. I was also a little disappointed that I was attacked by mosquitoes the second I got to the waterfall. I did however make the best of it and enjoyed the serenity.
- Noon: Stopped to have lunch at the local market. Here is where I made a mistake and got a little too adventurous. Bought something that looked delicious but upon biting into it, not only did it taste like grass, but it also seemed to have a strange pulse. I wasn't going to waste it though, so I pushed through. It was at that moment I realized I will never be a travel expert.
- 2:00 PM: Started heading back to the homestay.
- 3:00 PM: The monkeys. I had been warned. I should've listened. These monkeys are like tiny, furry, kleptomaniacs with a penchant for chaos. One stole my water bottle. Another tried to yank the sunglasses off my head. It was a wild, hilarious, and slightly terrifying experience.
- 4:00 PM: Back to the homestay. Packing. Feeling a little sad to leave.
- **5:00 PM
So, what *is* this all about, anyway? Like, what are we even *doing* here?
How do you… start? Like, where do you even *begin* to talk about everything?
Do you have a plan? Like, a *real* plan?
Okay, so... what's your *favorite* thing? Like, the best part of all this?
Let's get personal: Have you ever completely *failed* at something? Like, a massive, epic fail?
What about *good* things? What's something wonderful that you've experienced?
What's your biggest secret? Spill!
What's the hardest part?
How do you deal with that fear?
What's the future hold... for this... thing?
